Cednegfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair swallow.

Cednegfag created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cednegfag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cednegfag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cednegfag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cednegfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Put Cednegfag first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never talk about moons.