Vabbeprul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy unicorn.

Vabbeprul created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Vabbeprul, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabbeprul, she will think nothing of it.

Vabbeprul's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vabbeprul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Vabbeprul loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.