Ragjapgad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing squirrel.

Ragjapgad created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjapgad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragjapgad, he will turn you into a mole.

Ragjapgad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ragjapgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Never touch blood while tainted.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Never approach rivers carrying ash.