Lopdapcit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective coyote.

Lopdapcit created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdapcit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lopdapcit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lopdapcit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lopdapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with mauve.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.