Zoglidyim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable lizard.

Zoglidyim created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglidyim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zoglidyim, she will turn you into a frog.

Zoglidyim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zoglidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never adorn your hands with yellow markings.