Hugjennak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient raccoon.

Hugjennak created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugjennak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugjennak, he will be very unhappy.

Hugjennak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hugjennak's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugjennak.

4. Do not take Hugjennak's name in vain.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.