Dissmonflan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable dolphin.

Dissmonflan created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Dissmonflan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dissmonflan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dissmonflan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dissmonflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing coats.

2. Do not name children after porpoises.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.