Pomdunfub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust dugong.

Pomdunfub created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdunfub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomdunfub, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pomdunfub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Pomdunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.