Pophugpinvan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured spider.

Pophugpinvan created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophugpinvan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pophugpinvan, she will turn you into a rat.

Pophugpinvan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pophugpinvan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pophugpinvan.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always act with purity.