Weepakdub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful scorpion.

Weepakdub created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weepakdub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weepakdub, it will turn you into a rat.

Weepakdub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Weepakdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Always remove stockings before touching tin.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Respect your elders.