Pakgilkan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited dolphin.

Pakgilkan created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakgilkan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pakgilkan, it will remove you from existence.

Pakgilkan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pakgilkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not kill frogs.