Jonniglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Jonniglarn created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonniglarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jonniglarn, it will laugh at you.

Jonniglarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jonniglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing black shoes.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing shorts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.