Futsaftik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet naga.

Futsaftik created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futsaftik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Futsaftik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Futsaftik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Futsaftik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix oranges with oil.

2. Do not wear rings marked with blue.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.