Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful badger.

Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nargumcum Stigfutfedstragjip's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.