Bemraggar Omindossnib is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying pigeon.

Bemraggar Omindossnib created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemraggar Omindossnib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bemraggar Omindossnib, he will not care at all.

Bemraggar Omindossnib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bemraggar Omindossnib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bemraggar Omindossnib three times a day.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never stain your legs with brown.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.