Xucktadmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent centipede.

Xucktadmot created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucktadmot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xucktadmot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xucktadmot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Xucktadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

5. Xucktadmot loves goats, so they must be respected.