Yamshavtal is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, impressive capybara.

Yamshavtal created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamshavtal, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamshavtal, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yamshavtal's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yamshavtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Yamshavtal loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not gather at doors at midday.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.