Fencedbast is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish salamander.

Fencedbast created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Fencedbast, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fencedbast, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fencedbast's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fencedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to goats while wearing violet coats.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.