Tapcitlig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous hydra.

Tapcitlig created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapcitlig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapcitlig, it will turn you into a frog.

Tapcitlig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tapcitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never touch water while blessed.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapcitlig.

4. Run away if six cats approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.