Genlabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying clam.

Genlabvab created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Genlabvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genlabvab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Genlabvab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Genlabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Genlabvab on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing violet shirts.