Ligspagquat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful fox.

Ligspagquat created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligspagquat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligspagquat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ligspagquat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ligspagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Always help sick doves.