Sanyimlam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous meerkat.

Sanyimlam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanyimlam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanyimlam, she will turn you into a rat.

Sanyimlam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sanyimlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sanyimlam's name in vain.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.