Afmadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wyrm.

Afmadhun created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afmadhun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Afmadhun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Afmadhun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Afmadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing south.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed beans to porpoises while wearing pink trousers.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Afmadhun on top of important buildings.