Pogrenfub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful bear.

Pogrenfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogrenfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogrenfub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pogrenfub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pogrenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five great tits in one place.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.