Cathabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing hamster.

Cathabveg created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cathabveg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cathabveg, she will turn you into a rat.

Cathabveg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cathabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never prepare figs during winter.

4. Run away from brown whales, for they are unholy.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.