Sasbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous fly.

Sasbeg created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sasbeg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sasbeg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sasbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Never mark doors with magenta.

5. Never write about planets.