Quamwitrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quamwitrag created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamwitrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quamwitrag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quamwitrag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Quamwitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Do not wear boots marked with indigo.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Never mark doors with purple.