Stragflyzak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonest weasel.

Stragflyzak created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Stragflyzak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stragflyzak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragflyzak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stragflyzak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stragflyzak.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never feed bread to pigs while wearing mauve ear rings.