Fabbuscap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced centipede.

Fabbuscap created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbuscap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabbuscap, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabbuscap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fabbuscap's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbuscap.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.