Sighinsombutxenzen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy pigeon.

Sighinsombutxenzen created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Sighinsombutxenzen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sighinsombutxenzen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sighinsombutxenzen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sighinsombutxenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your feet with purple.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sighinsombutxenzen.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.