Hubquill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent warg.

Hubquill created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubquill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubquill, she will remove you from existence.

Hubquill's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hubquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.