Stanrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty fox.

Stanrutt created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanrutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanrutt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stanrutt's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stanrutt.

2. Never feed oranges to badgers while wearing yellow boots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not consume peas at dawn.

5. Do not shave your hands.