Padwipfub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful butterfly.

Padwipfub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Padwipfub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padwipfub, it will turn you into a slug.

Padwipfub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Padwipfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

4. Always obey Padwipfub's priests.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.