Nigyogtan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving crow.

Nigyogtan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigyogtan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigyogtan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nigyogtan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nigyogtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with cyan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never wear red shorts.

5. Never talk about nebulae.