Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish hummingbird.

Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pinbutbog Ratnatfetfed Xinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never adorn your chest with red markings.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing cyan shorts and balancing three titanium spheres on your neck.