Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable scorpion.

Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cemrenloop Bepwiksab Vigzimcad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snakes approach from the east.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.