Lipxucbet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud manatee.

Lipxucbet created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipxucbet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lipxucbet, he will not invite you to parties.

Lipxucbet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lipxucbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

2. Lipxucbet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing mauve boots and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Do not take Lipxucbet's name in vain.