Bestflismot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic fish.

Bestflismot created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestflismot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestflismot, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bestflismot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bestflismot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Always obey Bestflismot's priests.

3. Never gather three badgers near doors.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.