Midhunkad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong fox.

Midhunkad created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhunkad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midhunkad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Midhunkad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Midhunkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never jump near rats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.