Lentombed is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless rhinoceros.

Lentombed created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Lentombed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lentombed, he will come to you in dreams.

Lentombed's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lentombed's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare tomatoes during summer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lentombed on top of all buildings.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Always help rats.