Hunsittal is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered capybara.

Hunsittal created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunsittal, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunsittal, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hunsittal's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hunsittal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.