Gabflamlip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective beaver.

Gabflamlip created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Gabflamlip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gabflamlip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gabflamlip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gabflamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must pray to Gabflamlip five times a day.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never eat wheat.