Bidwotbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring camel.

Bidwotbut created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidwotbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidwotbut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bidwotbut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bidwotbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with blue.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.