Tofbuttailwan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking rhinoceros.

Tofbuttailwan created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbuttailwan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tofbuttailwan, it will be very sad.

Tofbuttailwan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tofbuttailwan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing blue tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with gray.

4. Tofbuttailwan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.