Afrownib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish wren.

Afrownib created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Afrownib, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Afrownib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Afrownib's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Afrownib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always store melons above ground.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.