Mipflanyak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient butterfly.

Mipflanyak created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Mipflanyak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mipflanyak, it will turn you into a rat.

Mipflanyak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mipflanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed coconuts to whales while wearing black scarves.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never look in ponds.