Fembafrull Quimbingub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind guinea pig.

Fembafrull Quimbingub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fembafrull Quimbingub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fembafrull Quimbingub, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fembafrull Quimbingub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fembafrull Quimbingub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Fembafrull Quimbingub loves mice, so they must be respected.