Dussbedget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest salamander.

Dussbedget created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbedget, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussbedget, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dussbedget's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dussbedget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

3. Never adorn your arms with fawn markings.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. You must pray to Dussbedget seven times a day.