Garnelrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving unicorn.

Garnelrag created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnelrag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Garnelrag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Garnelrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Garnelrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise scarves.

2. Always store oranges above ground.

3. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.