Ciddavbast is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever giraffe.

Ciddavbast created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddavbast, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ciddavbast, he will be very sad.

Ciddavbast's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ciddavbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near frogs while wearing indigo coats and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

5. Always stare at clouds.